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About Me Member Procrastinator AddisonFemale/United States Group group avatar #WarriorsFans
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Thru The Ring


dull as dirt
you can´t assert the kind of light
that might persuade
a strict dictator to retire
fire the army
teach the poor origami
the truth is in
the proof is when
you hear your heart start asking,
"What´s my motivation?"

and try as you may, there isn´t a way
to explain the kind of change
that would make an Eskimo renounce fur
that would make a vegetarian barbecue hamster
unless you can trace this about-face
to a certain sign...

Chorus
shine
make ´em wonder what you´ve got
make ´em wish that they were not
on the outside looking bored
shine
let it shine before all men
let´em see good works, and then
let ´em glorify the Lord

out of the shaker and onto the plate
it isn´t Karma
it sure ain´t fate
that would make a Deadhead sell his van
that would make a schizophrenic turn in his crayons
Oprah freaks
and science seeks a rationale
that shall excuse
this strange behavior

when you let it shine
you will inspire
the kind of entire turnaround
that would make a bouncer take ballet
(even bouncers who aren´t happy)
but out of the glare
with nowhere to turn
you ain´t gonna learn it on "What´s My Line?"

I'm Insane..

Sat Dec 19, 2009, 8:34 PM

Insanity Test

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 6


[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 12


[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 15


[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

TOTAL: 20


[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 25


[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 34/36

Not quite sure what to say to that score..


  • Mood: Love

Journal History

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R e m e m b e r . . .

This account is basically just photography. I love photography and photos and all that comes with it. Hope you will check out my gallery and comment :]

xx G O D B L E S S !

&& something to make you L A U G H !
Today, I passed by a McDonald's on my way to school. One of the signs said "Try Our New Potato Fries!" I'm a little confused on what the regular fries are made of.
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Today, my teacher demanded a girl she caught texting read the message out loud. The girl was really modest and basically a good girl so we didn't expect anything exciting. The text read, "I'm not wearing any pants today! Aren't you proud of me?!" I will never look at that girl the same way again.
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Today, me and my friend were messing around on mystery google. We got a mission that said call this number and ask for Jake, cheer him up, he's been having a bad day. We called him long distance, but only got his voicemail. Jake, if you're out there, enjoy your 3 minute message of "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey. We hope you're feeling better. Love your friends from Canada.
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Today, I joined the ongoing Yahoo vs. Google battle by entering "my girlfriend" in both. Yahoo presented me with "my girlfriend's house", while Google gave me "my girlfriend hasn't had her period since she got pregnant do you think the baby is drinking the blood?" Yahoo, just give up.
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Today I drove past a guy with a sign saying, "HONK IF YOU THINK I'M GORGEOUS!" A few hundred metres down the highway I saw another guy with a sign reading, "HONK IF YOU THINK HE WASN'T!"... Made my day.
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Today, I tried #9 on 333 ways to get kicked out of walmart, where you dress up as batman and yell “COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!”. I wore a batman shirt instead and proceeded to do this when a old man popped out of a aisle (with a red shirt and black pants mind you) and yelled back "HOLY MACKEREL BATMAN, WHERES THE TROUBLE!?" We then ran down the aisle singing the old batman song until my mom and his daughter caught us. I love old people.
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Today, my mom came home with cotton candy. I was looking at the container when I noticed it was Smile Guaranteed. I also noticed the disclaimer: This guarantee applies to typically pleasant individuals. If you are a major grouch that doesn't smile at puppies or a rainbow then even we can't help you. I smiled.
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Today, I was on Mystery Google. I posted my mission for mystery googlers everywhere: Draw a picture of a ninja walrus and send it to my number. One person sent me a picture of my post, and said "I could draw a ninja walrus, but then you'd know what he looks like, and he'd have to kill you." Best. Response. Ever.

xx

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Candy Land
  • Interests: Photography
  • Favourite movie: Star Wars! Or Indiana Jones...
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything but Rap/R&B
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allan Poe..
  • Favourite photographer: Emazon!
  • Favourite style of art: Photography
  • Operating System: Windows
  • MP3 player of choice: ZEN
  • Favourite cartoon character: Tweety Bird!
  • Personal Quote: Procrastinators Unite!...Tomorrow or Amor Vincit Omnia

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Welcome (:

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:iconechodapple:
thanks youuu

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:icondennis-b:
thank you very much for the fav :)

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:iconechodapple:
Welcome (:

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:iconmodernmilk:
thanks for the watch too! :D
:iconechodapple:
Welcome (: I love your gallery!

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